First and foremost...

Until I discovered this website, I started what I call an observation book. I housed my many opinions in this book and would like to transfer them to this website for all to appreciate. hehe.
Keep in mind, my opinions are my opinions and are intended for humorous purposes. I am sorry if I offend anyone. I wont waste time so I'll just start the first one here:

The Beginning

There are a few things I would like to start off noting. First one is the shutter my body endures when the word "mac" enters my ears. At what point was it absolutely crucial to abbreviate making out? Youth today have come up with things far more clever than the word "mac". No examples come to mind, but they do exist. Another highly annoying abbreviation is the word "tat". Again, was it absolutely necessary to abbreviate tattoo? Your leaving out three letters, what an accomplishment! Next completely and utterly annoying habit is topping off of the gasoline. Why must these retards top off the gas? First of all - shit could leak and blow up. That's a dumb and pointless way to die. Well there are dumber ways to die, but I'll leave that to the rednecks. In conclusion, topper offers are stupid.