Girls Have Jocks too...
Ok, so I'm standing in line at Wal-mart or something. I'm in just as much of a hurry as these other people to get out of that chaos. It never fails that when I move up in a line, they move up too. And they dont just move up a little, they get all up on my jock. Quite frankly, this drives me crazy. I need my personal space just as much as the next person and I don't appreciate strangers rubbin' up on my back side. What I wonder the most is don't they have a need for personal space? Why would you ever stand so close to a stranger that it makes them uncomfortable? I bet if I farted I could get my much needed space.
posted by The E @ 12:29 PM
2 Comments:
Oh my god!!! I totally sympathize! What the hell? I was in the bank the other day, and this old man was totally invading my "hula hoop" of personal space. I dunno, maybe he was deathly afraid that if he left even a smidgen of space between my tiny ass and his front side, that he would totally get jacked for his valuable position in the teller line What's even worse is the thought that that old man's front side was ever that close to my backside! Aghh! No Yar for sure!
dont fart on me if i rub on that booty...
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