Aren't There Laws Against This?

I will start off by apologizing for not posting as frequently as I should have. I know many of you are disappointed so heres one just for you.
Ok, so as of recently the temperature has changed to a much warmer degree and I am unsure if this is the cause for many white trash women (wtw) to not wear bras. I have just been noticing flailing boobs every time I turn around. I would hope that there were some sort of laws or amendments or something that would prevent such flailing. Besides the fact that I think dangling boobs are the most uncomfortable thing, wtw should at least consider other people. When I turn my head and look at their dirty shirts and what's left of their teeth, I should NOT see saggy ass boobs dragging on the ground. I'm sorry if this post depicts unwanted visuals, but if this is what it takes to stop flailing boob syndrome, then so be it.