OMG...

What is going on next to me right now? I am at school in the computer lab. This girl, who I would not have sat next to if I had known she was this rude, is talking loudly on her phone. She was not here when I sat down, although her stuff was. She was off doing something and came back on her phone. Now that your caught up, lets discuss the situation. She comes back and is talking so loudly on her phone that everyone around me looks in astonishment at her, including myself. While Californians are very rude by nature, she is over the top. So she sits down, still talking on her phone. I listen intently although I really had no choice. She's talking to who at first I assume to be her boyfriend. Then she says "but your gay baby" Ok, so who is she talking to now? I'm still thinking her boyfriend. The convo is more awkward that any Will & Grace banter and the way she refers to him is in a boyfriend way. Ultimately confused I proceed to ignore her. While talking she is working on some class project, marketing I believe. She opens this book she brought back when she first sat down. She then proceeds to scatter her shit all up in my ness. (Ness is an insider word derived from a man with a condition and his gay ex-friend which is used to describe everything yet describes nothing. Very difficult to understand so I won't try to explain it) Anywho, I am now having difficulty moving my mouse because her shit is everywhere. I am frustrated beyond all means and decide the best thing to do is write this blog. Although I am sitting next to her, she is entirely too self involved to even notice that I'm writing about her. Muahaha.... In conclusion, the library and computer labs, both places filled with silence, are not a place for you to be on your phone.