Billy Goats

This is mostly a public service announcement. If you have a billy goat hair, remove it!!!! If you have more than one, remove them!!! If you find this too difficult a task, take it to the professionals. But by all means, please do not force me to stare at the surplus amount of billy goat hairs on your chin. I understand if a billy goat has gotten away from you and exists without your knowledge, but when multiple billy goats take over your chin, mow that lawn!! Its just a matter of personal hygiene and respect for yourself. Oh, and while your at it, check those nose hairs.

This blog has been based on a real life event in which an unhygienic woman was sporting an unbearable amount of billy goat hairs.