"I'm the Boss" said the shirt the overweight lady was wearing. I stood aghast for a good amount of time before I collected myself enough to take her order. I could hardly concentrate. She was wearing the infamous "I'm the boss" shirt with that duck with the large head who was wearing only a blue t-shirt. OMG, I didn't think these shirts existed anymore. I suddenly had the eager desire to rip the shirt off of the lady and head down to the Antiques Roadshow to see what this baby was worth. The likelihood of someone showing up with one of these shirts is about as great as someone seriously sporting an Alf shirt and a fannypack at the same time. Now, I'm sure you're thinking that is actually quite likely, but when you consider that those people would have worn that shirt out by now you are quick to reconsider. Even when I had only existed for a mire decade, I knew those shirts contained the power only major nerds possessed. I am in such a state of disbelief. Just a fun fact: It took me 30 minutes to find this picture on the internet. I had almost lost all hope when I found someone selling this shirt on ebay. Currently $5.75 if you were wondering.